Tuba-Tune Tooter-Tog - with a stop at the gamle STENKJÆR stasjon!
Check out hvordan du kan look so good in min super-duper Stenkjær Togstasjon T-skjort!
If you're not yet sold, I dreamt up a commercial, just for you. I got the inspiration while only a touch sleep deprived, taking the late night train back from Oslo. I sure hope you're sittin' down, 'cause this might take a bit. *picks up tuba and kazoo* So anyway, there I was, in hour 47 of ridin' the rails. I curled up under my seat with my tuba for extra warmth, as the following infomercial, (in song form, of course) began to float through my head, hummin' with the tracks:
(doot-doo doodle-too-tooooo) WOW!!! Just look at that - you, yourself, and your best friend can all be seen a full kilometer away with a little help from this spectacularly neon togstasjon shirt!!! (doot-doo doodle-doot doooooo!!)
But don't get caught with your pants down! (prr-derrt-prrt!) Get one of these here awesome shirts and you'll always be ready for any fancy (or not so fancy) event, or gathering, or, just straight up general shirt-wearing stuff. (doo-doot doot) I've said it once, but I'll say it twice, these neon shirts go real nice at any formal OR casual setting. (dOOp, a-doop adoop!)
In fact, you may very well become the life of the party with our NEON togstasjon T-shirt! (doooo, doot doot!) And did I mention these are 100% cotton? You know, that good ol' bomull? No bull, that's right! (deet-teek-a-tiik teet!) Feel the breeze of that baby-soft summer plant even in the dead of winter. Now, wouldn't that just be neat? (doot-doot, doot-i-doot!)
What's that now? Yer not a fan of being the center of attention? Well do we have a color for you! (zeet-deek-i-deeple-teet!) Khaki!! *angel chorus* What could be more classy than a big ol' wad of khaki? ..........(doot doot-i-doot-i-doot-boop!)
Now you can sneak around the party on the outskirts, evesdroppin' or just plain watchin' the clock while lookin' real good n' stylish. (doop-doopi-doop-i-doot!)
Just be careful with all that sneakin' that you don't trip on the ..uuuuh... furniture. Or somethin'. (doo-doot doot) But with this khaki togstasjon shirt, iffn' you do, you'll still look good n' classy, even while falling over. (DOOT- doot - i- Doopidopp dop!)
Oooh, lookey there! A perfect recovery.
All on account of that fine khaki shirt.
.........Yer welcome.
Still don't feel stealthy enough in the khaki? Well, how's about a warm gray? Hmm??
And you know what? Even though our warm gray is just a bit more subtle, that togstasjon design pops just as much!! So feel free to show it off and give random people a touch of Steinkjer history while you're at it. (doop-doople-diitt-a-toot!)
Well, WOW again, just look at you! You look so dang good.
(doot-tood-a-boople-tood!)
Well if this song has convinced you to buy one of these here togstasjon shirts (or, more likely, you just want me to stop singin' to you), then click here to get your very own shirt!